May 2013
buttlicked:
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
ourgayangel:
do you ever just think about when you first joined a fandom it was all like, “holy shit how am i meant to remember the actors’ names”, but now you can tell everyone apart from their butt
2 tags
Get me out of here get me out of here get me out of here
I don’t want to be here
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
cybercum:
i wonder if my parents get overwhelmed by living with a model
jpkitty:
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
zooeyclairedeschanel:
“give me liberty or give me death!”
only true 1770s kids will get this lol
reblog if u miss the 18th century
what if i was cool
oh wait
i am
bahtmun:
quietharbeats:
madagayskank:
seaduction:
derekwhostillscaresme:
sailorswayze:
do you ever fake interview yourself
what the hell do you think i do in the shower
when i cook i have my own fucking show shut up
When i go into my garage im always like ‘this is where the band started’..im not even in a band
i feel like i will have to always live alone because of this
I...
orange-lights:
throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are
dolphones:
did you order 20 cases
OF RIPPED PANTS
fffcuk:
on the highway doin 120 mph in my heelys
Baby's first words
In America: Mom
In England: Mum
In Spain: Mama
In Brazil: Please come to Brazil
dontevenknowwhatpageyoureon:
thatwasasmalltown:
can you imagine if you were the target worker
who rang up taylor swift
buying her own cds
I don’t know whether I’d fangirl cause it was Taylor or laugh hysterically that she was buying not only one, but two of her own CD’s.
“Women are expected (celebrities are no exception) to smile, look pretty, and...”
– Kristen Stewart: Disrupting Gender Roles One Blank Expression at a Time (via vault-grrrl)
I think KStew’s ISTP “blank” gaze is what I find most attractive about her. Doing all the stuff other female celebs do, even smiling and being chipper and extroverted, just isn’t her style. She shouldn’t...
wocowoco:
princekilljoy:
the-animation-alchemist:
white people are not the bad guys
Christian people are not the bad guys
Republicans are not the bad guys
straight people are not the bad guys
cisgender people are not the bad guys
rich people are not the bad guys
men are not the bad guys
racist, bigoted, homophobic, ignorant, selfish, and / or rude people are the bad guys
dear social...
ishipitlikeups:
dantheinsane1:
ishipitlikeups:
Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.
Pics or it didn’t happen
His name is T.I.
He brought me flowers.
Obligatory outdoor photos.
Here I am, introducing him to friends.
A close-up shot of his dashing visage.
My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine...
Watchnicnolashoult:
this one time josh pecks soul and my soul reunited
